Ballz Deep was born down deep in the Dirty Dirty; North Carolina to be exact. Born with a boner, the first instrument he ever mastered, he has been on a lifelong journey to continually perfect his craft. At age 5, he picked up a mic with his free hand and found a new outlet for his burgeoning adolescence.



After some time spent shooting blanks in the South, he moved to Boston in search of un-porked territory. He found his niche in open mic dive bars hosted by fat chicks; Ballz was in heaven. An MC for Fat Lesbian Amputee Karaoke Bars by night, and an Oral Sex Therapist for overworked prositutes with vaginosis by day, Ballz gradually became deflated. Bored with his current positions, he enrolled in the school of hard knocks for an involuntary 3 -5 year course in music appreciation and self-preservation. Behind the hallowed bars of the institution, he learned the importance of quick wit, fast feet, and prison lube.



Upon graduating, he tried to assimilate back into his old haunts, but found himself flaccid. Spiralling into an ever-deepening drug induced whisky bath, it looked like Ballz had finally touched bottom. When Hooker Studios found him in an alleyway behind the hottest club in town, he was higher than a lab rat, pounding a bottle of Jack Daniels. After exchanging some harsh words about the promiscuity of their respective mothers, an MC battle erupted in which Ballz first met Wingnut. The ensuing collaboration was a like a shot of Viagra for him; no longer shooting pool with a rope, Ballz soared to new heights as the turgid hog he always knew he could be.



These days, Ballz Deep is nobody’s bitch. He prominently displays the coveted Golden Hoggin’ Award, which he won in 2001 for his in-depth portrayal of a hygenically-deficient sexual deviant in "Stank-Ho". During a recent interview when he was asked about his philosphy on life, his only response was,


"Yeah, Yeah, Yeah! Ask me one more question and I’ll bash your fucking head in with a shovel".